This Machine Bite was posted on 30th January 2020.
2D: Alright, Isaac and Laurie? What's happening? I remember how we met we was in LIDL.
Slaves: I thought it was ALDI.
2D: It was, you're right, it was ALDI. We had a little bit of a dispute over the last vegan stollen.
Slaves: Yeah that is what happened.
2D: That is what happened I thought so. Uh who's your favorite band member?
Slaves: Yeah definitely you mate.
2D: Is it?
2D: You mean that?
Slaves: Yeah, 100%.
2D: Can I tell that to Murdoc and Noodle because I think Noodle was hanging out for you sayin' her but I don't know, I told her that I'm the favorite.
Slaves: Forgot to ask, do you support a football team?
2D: Um yeah Chelsea.
Slaves: Ooh how'd you feel about uh Zaha?
2D: Uhh mixed emulsions, on one coat I'm alright, the second coat I'm not.